softwaring

  leahgardner-art

he’s going places

  crazy-brazilian

  perkwunos

I think it’d be a good idea to let people from the Middle Ages use tumblr

  dccomicing

anti vaxxers

  mysticpandalad

look into my eyes and tell me a person from the Middle Ages who lost 3 kids by the time they are 25 and coughs up blood every now and then would be against a vial with a heaven-sent potion that can protect you from the demons that plague the Earth with just one small prick. look into my eyes and lie to me

  the-lost-alchemist

Finally I can use this.

They would love vaccines.

  bibitching

i love you horny bisexuals i love you kinky bisexuals i love you polyamorous bisexuals i love you bisexuals in open relationships i love you bisexuals who don’t want a relationship i love you bisexuals who just want to fuck i love you bisexuals who left a man for a woman or a woman for a man i love you bisexuals who have feelings for several people at once i love you bisexuals who can’t decide i love you bisexuals who feel like you’re playing into negative bisexual stereotypes i love you bisexuals

  jethroq

  thesquidtheman

[ID: A tweet from user @dannyvegito.bsky.social with the text: me: you call that a blowjob? I didn’t even cum. The samurai who sucked me off: are you sure? Me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere] end ID]

  wysteria-vines

Okay but imagine Florence Welch in a suit of armor. My brain would break. My heart would explode. I would be drenched in sweat and then just die.

  catchymemes

  catchymemes

  hempkitty

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

  gremlin-pattie

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

  wolfythewitch

My church learning the terms 'cancel culture' and 'woke' was the worst thing to ever happen to me

  wolfythewitch

the youths nowadays, they cancel everyone. But god doesn't approve of cancelling. He says to love your neighbor, not cancel him 🙏

  wolfythewitch

You know, they cancelled Jesus too